1. If the MC Mong incident did not happen, I would have been ineligible for the Korean army due to my poor eyesight.
2. I like the band Radiohead, but sometimes the songs give me the chills.
3. I am afraid of Mr. Tweedie.
4. I do not like how this school is run.
5. I am both afraid of and frustrated about Mr. Sung.
6. I wish to get out of the KMLA Korean archery club, but the internal codes of the club does not allow me to do so.
7. Although I look dumb, I can think.
8. I despise most of my cousins, for they often insult me without feeling shameful.
9. I despise some of my uncles and aunts, for they often demand the impossible to my family.
10. Despite frequent fights with my family members, I love them.
11. Although I do realize that such thoughts are bad, I have prejudices against gays.
12. There are some people in this school - especially females - that I just cannot understand.
13. I realize that such people cannot understand me either.
14. I think I have speech problems.
15. I think I have mood disorders.
16. I have a Canadian friend who smokes marijuana.
17. I think that my father’s status as a well-known CEO is both a blessing and a curse.
18. I cannot understand Mr. Baumgardner’s sense of humor.
19. I admit that I am cowardly at times – maybe often.
20. I am more honest than what others think.
21. I have begun to think that it is not the world but I that should change first.
22. I envy many of the abilities that my fellow KMLA students have.
23. Although allergic to neither lobsters nor shrimps, I am allergic to crabs. I was transported to the emergency room after eating 간장게장.
24. I like Milton Friedman more than what others think, but not to a point of respect I have to John Keynes.
25. I think, no, I know, that I have a personality disorder.
26. I am sorry for my sister due to various reasons.
27. I have killed a chicken.
28. I have almost burnt down our family’s old apartment, in the case where a great bonfire was made in the living room.
29. I have worries about the uncertainties of my future.
30. My least favorite Korean actor is 지진희. He had terrible manners when I saw him.
